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[–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh damn, this is like, advanced Xi cup of tea discourse. chefs-kiss

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  • [–] 4 points 3 days ago (1 child)

    Right?! THE PERFIDIOUS ASIATICS HAVE DEVELOPED A DANGEROUS TECHNIQUE CALLED "STRATEGIC ALLIANCES!" THEY HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THEM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, AS WRITTEN IN ANCIENT CHINESE TEXTS^*^

    *From the 1500s

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  • [–] 2 points 3 days ago

    They truly will say and do anything, no matter how vile or nonsensical, just to avoid ever getting close to class analysis. Like we know what China is planning, they're extremely transparent about it. But these guys act like the inscrutable orientals have been planning to overrun the western world with Labubus for millennia and ancient oracle bones are the only way to tell what they're planning, it's a coded message for today.

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