If you're not an idiot, and you (nevertheless) use LLMs, they probably meet most of those criteria.
I don't like how the author buys into anthropomorphization. LLMs do not act on their own.
He's right that tools don't "go rogue". Neither do LLMs. That's just a lie to try to avoid accountability. ChatGPT didn't hack the Australian government; PEOPLE did, and those people belong in prison.