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Magic (thelemmy.club)

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 68 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Of cause its magic. We are pumping electricity into rocks to make them think.

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[–] Beartotem@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You forgot to mention the tiny intricate runes we cover the slice of rock with.

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[–] flilare@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Enchanted Artifacts

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 1 day ago

Then we harness lightning to bring them to life.

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