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[–] 33 points 8 hours ago (19 children)

Fake: If you were texting while driving in 2004, you were likely using the 10 digit keypad on a flip phone.

Gay: gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

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  • [–] 12 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

    Physical buttons are the only way to type blind though, I still know the numpad layout by heart.

    Youre either pretty young and never used numpad texting, or kinda old and never got used to it.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 hours ago (1 child)

    Mate anyone worth their salt could speed text on a t9 blindfolder under their desk and the teacher or police would never notice!

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  • [–] 4 points 3 hours ago

    It gets to the point where you even learned the order of suggested word list. 73647 ->three down. The travisty when you used a word ever so more often and the order would change suddenly.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

    I don't get your point about it being fake. Why would a 10key phone preclude texting while driving?

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  • [–] 22 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

    At least with a physical numpad people could text without ever looking at their phones.

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  • [–] 9 points 6 hours ago

    Is it that much of a leap to think they texted either in a traffic jam or even when they arrived at work after hearing this on the radio?

    I’m all for being sceptical, but T9 texting could be pretty quick.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

    gay marriage wasn’t legal in 2004

    Not the the USA, but anon could get Dutch

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago (2 children)

    and i don't get why it has to be gay marriage anyway? the post indicates nothing about the gender of either person.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    The joke is that 4chan anon posts are “fake and gay.” Which comes from how 4chan users themselves respond to eachother on their own board. So one response to these as a joke is to point out why they are fake and why they are gay. Since it’s a dumb joke, if you start applying logic to the explanation of course it breaks down.

    /joke-explained

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  • [–] 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

    Ah yes, the good old 15th month of 2004. I almost forgot!

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  • [–] 11 points 7 hours ago

    In the text, it says that they're still happily married ">20 years later". That's why they came up with 2004, because 2024-20=2004, not because they thought the first "04" was the year...

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