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Ringleader of global monkey torture network jailed (www.bbc.com)

submitted 1 day ago by slaacaa@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I personally say face them against a wall, but I know that overall people don't like that solution.

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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

There are plenty of occasions where that's the best option for everyone, from every angle

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[–] psycholocomotor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago*

This is not excusable as like rehabilitate-able behavior, he should fertilize an apple tree and be happy about it because that's the only configuration of his atoms I could see that'd actually benefit anyone.

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