In the Akashic Records, which exist outside time and space and is where our knowledge is truly stored and in the processes of our lives we experience novelty from the remembrance of being, but in the AR, all beings are recorded in their purest form. Santa Clause, being a staple of every good occident child's upbringing thanks to the eldritch chthartherage of capitalism at large, is a unique superpositional being. More than the whole naughty/nice rigamarole, and even beyond the ancient horizon which predicates the krampusallia manifest of durging banes square, Santa exists as he is depicted. In. Every. Depiction. Ever. Rule 34 goes deep on Santa to include a minimum of three SCP entities tied to the beinghood-essense of Santa just for pornographic reasons alone. The memetic potential is unequivocal. It's not literally Thantos snapping his one ball out of existence here, but it's close. Santa could wipe out the whole universe if anyone finds this proof for P=nP I whipped up in five minutes for some reason. My coffee was talking to me. That's how I knew, cuz I always knew, I just needed to remember.