THINGS TO SAY TO YOUR DUNGEON MASTER- How racist is this campaign?- You lost.- I would like to attune to the barbarian.- It’s not your turn.- When can I poop?- Let me speak to the dice directly.- You're going home in four (4) minutes.- Stopping me is a bad idea.- I'm cheating.
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[–] 49 points 19 hours ago (17 children)

Pooping is done out of combat, consider it like a weak summoning ritual. If you need it to be some sort of roll, a crit will give you +1 on your next roll, a crit fail though, means the summoning wasn't completely successful, and at some point, the rest of the summon will happen without your input.

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  • [–] 29 points 17 hours ago (13 children)

    counterpoint: pooping is a free action

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  • [–] 17 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

    Yeah, but doffing your armor isn't.

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