Just discovered a much easier way to grind my coffee in the morning and felt dumb because it was so obvious, figure there's some good stories out there about this type of thing out there

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[–] 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I wipe from the back while sitting. Am I a monster?

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  • [–] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 child)

    If you have balls, just make sure you keep them clean.

    If you have a vagina, that is how you get a UTI and the practice should best be avoided entirely.

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  • [–] 4 points 38 minutes ago

    If I had a vag, I would be wiping from the front toward the back. But I have balls, so not a concern anyway. Take paper -> reach behind me (rocking forward a little as necessary) -> wipe from balls towards spine. Presto, ass is wiped without standing up or dirtying the proverbial vagina.

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