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[–] 0 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Isn't vodka supposed to be colorless, odorless, and tasteless by definition? I don't drink it (and don't want recommendations) but is the difference that the less expensive stuff is less pure and gives you more of a hangover?

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  • [–] 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

    I don't really know where that idea came from. Even pure ethanol has a taste and odor.

    I've worked with a few dumb fucks that though it was impossible to smell on your breath.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 hours ago

    A little maybe. I can tell you that I hate the taste of alcohol. I have never in my life drank anything with any kind of alcohol in it, where I couldn't taste that disgusting flavor. I do like being inebriated though, so I've tried a lot.

    An uncle of mine, backwoods af, all kinds of stills, dozens of different homebrew alcohols, would turn anything that "failed" into this odorless, flavorless, perfectly clear shine that I could taste only as a faint idea.

    It was so potent that even at his parties, with dozens of other backwoods alcoholics, that jar would go on the stage so we could all see who drank how much, and intervene if we thought they had more than the occasional small sip. It was murderously potent, and your body had no idea.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 hours ago

    I'm not sure either, but I guess the key term was "distinctive" in the United States federal guidelines, which might be where the misconception came from. Also, according to this article, in 2020 in the United States federal regulation, flavor was dropped:

    Until recently, vodka’s long-standing federal definition was “neutral spirits distilled or treated after distillation with charcoal or other materials so as to be without distinctive character, aroma, taste or color.”

    and then they go on to regarding the new standard:

    we have a new standard of identity: “‘Vodka’ is neutral spirits which may be treated with up to two grams per liter of sugar and up to one gram per liter of citric acid.” While neutrality remains part of the definition, for the first time since 1949, the standard no longer defines vodka by the character it does not possess.

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  • [–] 2 points 11 hours ago

    That's something that hardcore alcoholics believe. You can absolutely smell and taste it. You can smell it on their breath, and coming out of their pores the next day. In fact vodka breath is just about the most distinguishing liquor in that regard. I remember PT tests in the army and you could count them as you ran past them. Other drinkers, it was much harder, maybe they're struggling cause they're sick? But vodka hits you like the brick wall of Aunt Miriam's perfume.

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