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Man who claims he spent 18 days in heaven says Jesus is a '6ft Mustang full of testosterone' | News Weird | Metro News (metro.co.uk)
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[–] 165 points 2 days ago (13 children)

This reads like some very iffy fan fiction.

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  • [–] 90 points 2 days ago (5 children)

    Written by Hegesth.

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  • [–] 53 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    NO WEIRDOS, BEARDOES, OR WOMEN, ONLY STRONG, HOT, MUSCULAR, DTF MEN.

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  • [–] 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    AND DISCREET

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  • [–] 37 points 2 days ago (4 children)

    Right? Apparently hallucinating in a coma that Jesus's manly body is the only reality will get you on Fix News.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

    only if it's the right jesus. my sil hallucinated a different jesus and never got a book written about her. was pissed off about it until the day she died. i kept telling her she needed to write it herself, but nope! too much work.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Can we hear about this different Jesus? It sounds interesting. Don't meant to pry if it's a sensitive topic, though.

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