Twonks | Bluesky

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Panel 1: Bob Ross standing in front of an easel talks to the audience as he does on β€˜The Joy of Painting’. He’s holding a paint pallet in one hand and a paint brush in the other.

Bob: We’re gonna take some of that midnight black

Panel 2: (same shot)

Bob: and just cover it right up

Panel 3: On the easel is a large print out of an email. Bob paints over the lines of the email.

The email reads:

From β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

Sent Thursday, January 17, 2013 4:43 PM

To β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

Subject RE: β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

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[–] 46 points 11 hours ago (1 child)

Haha. Kind of reminded of this Onion β€œnews” article from years ago.

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

https://theonion.com/cia-realizes-its-been-using-black-highlighters-all-thes-1819568147/

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  • [–] 15 points 10 hours ago

    When asked by a reporter if the black ink was meant to intentionally obscure, Goss countered, β€œGood God, why?”

    The Onion archives is an incredible place :)

    Also, the reasoning for buying the markets is about the same as for hiring AI today!

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