My petty daughter called me selfish because my F-150 gets 3 mpg and IDGAF if my grandson has clean air to breathe and clear water to drink. My petty daughter called me a fascist because I said the people getting kidnapped and shot by ICE deserved it. My petty daughter called me a cultist because I go to made up Grande Olde Paedophile mid-term conventions for Great Leader. My petty daughter called me evil because I saw the US bomb a girls' school in Iran and I cheered and made fun of her when she cried.