The Jockey Club, the leading sanctioning body in what’s left of the sport of horse racing in the U.S., sent out a clear message Wednesday to anybody thinking of naming their horse after Hitler: Don’t name your horse after Hitler.

The two-year-old colt Austrian Painter made his racing debut Monday with a win in the third race at Horseshoe Indianapolis Racecourse. Obligatory: He covered the 5 1/2 furlongs in 1:04.97, and paid $9.00. Afterward, the Jockey Club received objections about the victorious newcomer, but these weren't the standard post-race protests about a jockey’s obstructing or dangerous ride or a horse’s drug abuse. No, these complaints were about the horse’s name. Because, as reported by ESPN in its Austrian Painter story, “Hitler was born in Austria and was an artist.”

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[–] 12 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Registered horse names are so fucking stupid aside from the one racehorse I know named Five. That's his whole registered name which is so short and honestly hilarious. Oh! Potoooooooo is also great.

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  • [–] 3 points 19 hours ago

    I came to the thread to mention Potoooooooo, so you almost gave me a clear thread to do so. lol. So I'll just explain for the slow ones (It took me a while to get it the first time I saw it) - that's "pot-eight-o" i.e. "Potato" lol

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    You got an issue with Kidslookin Touchable?

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