I had a meeting with the best economist, and you know what he told me? He said, "Sir, this is the best depression in the history of the world. No other depression can top this one, not even the great one. Sir, you have really outdone yourself" and then we had the best dinner at the White House with biyons and biyons of burgers from McDonalds (TM).

Yes, you have to say the whole thing every time.