Okay, hear me out, this is gonna sound insane...
I had another drop of "liquid" on my left nipple today (keeps happening lately). Don't judge me for this...

CW: slightly gross...but I gave into the intrusive thoughts and tasted it. It wasn't what I expected tbh. It was slightly sour-ish and also a bit salty, but that may have been just sweat.

And that basically got me thinking: I used to make THC-infused milk all the time. Milk is fat, THC is lipophilic...so, if I ingested a ton of cannabis somehow, whether through vaping or edibles...and if I also somehow managed to induce lactation...could I just make infused breast milk??

Would definitely be a more fun way of making infused milk, lol. Just getting completely baked, so high that I wouldn't even remember my own name and then have my bf massage me, to encourage the milk to come out. For me, being high also heightens pleasure, so I imagine this would be quite pleasant.

This idea is insane and I know it, but I'm just super curious. I know that breastfeeding women have to avoid any kind of substances and I'm here doing the complete opposite, but...it's for science? ๐Ÿ˜†
The milk's THC content probably wouldn't be high enough, but I'd be totally down to try this.

I'm just messing around with my boobs, basically. Even if this idea is totally stupid, I still do plan to try inducing lactation in the future, because I really wanna experience that. I really, really do.

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[โ€“] 5 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

At least with alcohol it works so that by drinking a can, you get about 0.5 โ€ฐ alcohol in your blood. That is, 0.05%.

Your breast milk has the same alcohol content as your blood. So, in order to get your breast milk to have an alcohol content of 5%, such as is typical for beer, you need to drink pretty precisely one hundred cans of beer within an hour.

...which is, tbh, slightly towards the excessiveish side.

So, it is basically impossible to turn your breast milk into an alcohol drink of any noteworthy strength by drinking alcohol.

Sadly, I believe the same applies to basically any intoxicants consumed orally. You're going to need an absolutely ludicrously mega-super-duper-excrssively large giga-joint in order to bring your breast milk to have a thc content that has at least some resemblance of effect on its drinker.

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  • [โ€“] [S] 2 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

    Damn it, you're probably right ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    You say consumed orally, but what if I pull a prog and boof my weed? :3

    Probably no real difference, since I'd need enough THC in my blood to cause psychosis. Too bad ๐Ÿ˜”

    Thanks for the detailed answer โ™ฅ๏ธ

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