▲ 372 ▼ Stop bringing your phone in the shower: How steam can ruin 'waterproof' phones (www.engadget.com) submitted 3 weeks ago by muelltonne@feddit.org to c/technology@lemmy.world 352 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 47 points 3 weeks ago (14 children) Who the hell takes their phone into the shower? permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago Its where I make the most tips on onlyfans permalink fedilink source parent [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children) Every day humanity finds a way to disappoint me a little more permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] charokol@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Wanting to listen to music in the shower??? Could humanity get any lower? Disgusting permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) I do listen to music in the shower, lmao I take my waterproof Bluetooth speaker inside the shower, and leave my phone in the other room Even if I didn’t have a speaker, you don’t need to have your phone in the shower with you to be able to hear it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn't fog. But I honestly wouldn't take anything with a screen in there. However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its "sleek design" it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works. But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet. I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent [+] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip -10 points 3 weeks ago Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower. It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (5 children) I think it's pretty common to take a wank in the shower, but I suppose others use it for music or radios permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children) Pretty common? I guess if you want clogged drains. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children) Why should it clog anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president's arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent [+] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world -1 points 3 weeks ago [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago Its where I make the most tips on onlyfans permalink fedilink source parent
[–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (5 children) Every day humanity finds a way to disappoint me a little more permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] charokol@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Wanting to listen to music in the shower??? Could humanity get any lower? Disgusting permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) I do listen to music in the shower, lmao I take my waterproof Bluetooth speaker inside the shower, and leave my phone in the other room Even if I didn’t have a speaker, you don’t need to have your phone in the shower with you to be able to hear it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn't fog. But I honestly wouldn't take anything with a screen in there. However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its "sleek design" it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works. But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet. I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent [+] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip -10 points 3 weeks ago Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower. It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] charokol@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (4 children) Wanting to listen to music in the shower??? Could humanity get any lower? Disgusting permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) I do listen to music in the shower, lmao I take my waterproof Bluetooth speaker inside the shower, and leave my phone in the other room Even if I didn’t have a speaker, you don’t need to have your phone in the shower with you to be able to hear it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn't fog. But I honestly wouldn't take anything with a screen in there. However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its "sleek design" it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works. But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet. I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent [+] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip -10 points 3 weeks ago Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower. It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) I do listen to music in the shower, lmao I take my waterproof Bluetooth speaker inside the shower, and leave my phone in the other room Even if I didn’t have a speaker, you don’t need to have your phone in the shower with you to be able to hear it permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn't fog. But I honestly wouldn't take anything with a screen in there. However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its "sleek design" it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works. But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet. I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) I have a marsboy, and it is on the sink, not in the shower. But then again, I also leave the door open and the exhaust on, so the mirror doesn't fog. But I honestly wouldn't take anything with a screen in there. However, I did have a airpod fall out of my left ear and it dropped in the toilet. Due to its "sleek design" it took me a good five minutes to retrieve it. Kept it separated from activation and tried it out over a few hours. Surprisingly, it still works. But it does remind me of a coworker who had an iPod Touch and bragged that he had found the perfect pocket: his breast pocket. That same day, he destroyed in when it fell in the toilet. I cheered him up by sending him the IT Crowd episode where Moss did the same thing with his cell phone. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent
[–] h0tbeef@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago Lmao, I love the IT crowd That’s a good point about leaving the door open, I leave it closed and steam my shit up (I do have the exhaust on tho, I’m not a maniac) permalink fedilink source parent
[+] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip -10 points 3 weeks ago Yeah, disgusting that you need constant media and disgusting that you spend that much time in the shower. It takes me about 20 minutes to shower, shave, brush my teeth, and dress, but in all fairness, I pick out my clothes before I go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (5 children) I think it's pretty common to take a wank in the shower, but I suppose others use it for music or radios permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children) Pretty common? I guess if you want clogged drains. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children) Why should it clog anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president's arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (4 children) Pretty common? I guess if you want clogged drains. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children) Why should it clog anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president's arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (3 children) Why should it clog anything? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president's arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago (2 children) Dear lord, talk to a plumber. Ejaculate becomes more vicous when heat is applied. Your shower drain probably looks like the president's arteries. And it sticks to hair. You are going to have an embarrassing discussion with the plumber, buddy. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BlaestEgnen@feddit.dk 1 point 3 weeks ago (1 child) You're capping mate, it becomes a fluid after 15-30 minutes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 1 point 3 weeks ago* What? Are you ejaculating gas? Dude, that's a fart. Do it from the other direction, but don't do it in the shower. permalink fedilink source parent