"N'aw I may be a simple, country physicist. But I ain't not think that this here strong force could extend over distances greater than several microns. Do you think long distance strong force is a thing here colonel?"

"Now, I may be biased here but I don't think that this here primate had a prehensile tail. Do you, under God and Bible think that this extinct simian was able to forge complex tools, your honor?"

"I once heard that you ran moonshine, but their is other rumors that you make them there hormones of the gender changin' kind. Is it true that under that moon that shines on Alabama, that you cook up some of that there estrogen? That you are one of these rogue pharmacists that has been SEDUCED by the leftism of that there Karl Marx and Karl Kautsky?"