I mean, they have zero chance and are a bunch of fools.

But I also viscerally hate them for the mockery they've made of my province and for how they're such vile fools. A perfect blend of idiotic selfishness and easily-manipulated dullardry. I suppose every province has these sorts of mouth-breathers lurking about but gosh someone seems to have given them enough money to afford a megaphone and now they're so loud.

I can't wait for the UCP to split back into regular conservatives and Wild Rose lunatic fringers again.