I thought of this one as I was walking to the supermarket, and I think it works. Probably been watching too much Bennett Cerf lately, but he's becoming a great favorite of mine. Here goes:

A group of men inside a courtroom.
All happen to be... uh, rather well-endowed.
What would they be called?

I'm sure someone here can figure it out. If you do, please use spoiler tags in your comment?

And what are your favorites?
(either self-created or by others?)

EDIT: Couple downvotes in, and they seem to be negative. So... people on Lemmy hate riddles, I take it..?

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[–] [S] 1 point 5 days ago (6 children)

Since you said "RPG," I came up with:

spoilerGauntlets
I like that first line, though. At first I imagined thrusting empty hands in to those containers in order to scoop out nuts, grains, fruit, etc.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 days ago* (5 children)

    IIRC part of the gimmick in the game was that the word length had to match. Combination locks on chests, maybe? It's been a while, but somehow a couple of the riddles stuck with me.

    Another one was

    With sharp-edged wit and pointed poise

    I can settle arguments without a noise

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 5 days ago (4 children)

    ::: spoiler A sharp blade? :::

    Ah, I remember one now I made up a looong time ago:

    What cools as it warms,
    Moisturizes as it dries,
    And oxygenates as it de-oxygenates?

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  • [–] 1 point 3 days ago (3 children)

    Oof, I'm drawing a blank on this one.

    Cools as it warms - chemical reaction or maybe ice melting?

    But that doesn't really fit with moisturizes as it dries or especially oxygenates as it de-oxygenates.

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  • [–] [S] 1 point 3 days ago (2 children)

    It's something one's body can generate, if that helps.

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