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[–] 50 points 3 days ago* (6 children)

You could walk up to an ICE agent and tell them you could beat their ass. I can't guarantee what exactly will happen but there is a non-zero chance you won't be in the USA anymore though!

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  • [–] 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

    Actually, they could end up in an American concentration camp.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

    Or actually end up being sold from the concentration camp to an African slaver in a country with a language you don't speak.

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  • [–] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

    But it's free, and not in America? Everyone wins right?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    You just have to phrase it differently

    "a company reached out to me with a very aggressive contract. After a short period of training, I was fortunate enough to be transferred to a new country where I was given the opportunity to learn new skills such as language and mental fortitude."

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