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[–] 59 points 6 days ago (5 children)

He learned to communicate with birds and discovered their conversation was fantastically boring. It was all to do with windspeed, wingspans, power-to-weight ratios and a fair bit about berries. Unfortunately, he discovered, once you have learnt birdspeak you quickly come to realize that the air is full of it the whole time, just inane bird chatter. There is no getting away from it.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    funny thing is that birds actually do have proper language with grammar and you can learn to intuitively understand it.
    But what the birds are actually saying is just stuff like "THERE'S A SNAKE, THERE'S A SNAKE" or "FOOD HERE, COME EAT"

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  • [–] 16 points 6 days ago* (2 children)

    also about cats in the neighborhood, the weather, the climate, breeding, soo much breeding omg

    bird chipper is mostly about being horny and singing about it ... all day, very loudly

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