LMAO— ok, true…

But I actually bought the game (yes, once upon a time people used money and exchanged it for software) and the original version was just the evolution engine. There was actually some controversy at the time that the game didn’t actually contain any “game“. Eventually, further updates turned it into the “penis creation engine“ you described.

But who doesn’t love a lovely, well designed penis?

It really was a shame that they never turned it into a “best designed penis competition” game. I believe I would’ve been very good at that.