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My friend called and told me he failed a drug test... (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Funny guy, terrible pharmacist

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

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If he failed that test, how's he a pharmacist?

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[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 point 18 hours ago

Pedantic punchline:

Funny guy, but he’s never going to be a pharmacist.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 child)

Not all drugs require a license to sell

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[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 1 point 1 week ago

Okay, but is the seller considered a pharmacist?

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