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[–] 111 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My ex once gifted me a spatula. Not because we would have needed one, but because she liked the idea of me spanking her with it. Unfortunately it had holes though, so it hurt a lot more than she thought. So we went back to flat hand without tools. Still a nice thought of her.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    Do holes make it directly hurt more or just go faster?

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