I could absolutely train border collies to fire harness-mounted, bark-activated lasers while pointing at the target so long as I let them herd their victims as a reward.

Fear me.

I will be unstoppable if I can manage to corner the tennis ball market before I begin the revolution. I keep trying to get Wilson, Dunlop and Penn in my mouth at the same time and they keep falling out... and then there is the matter of all the vintage tennis balls.