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This about sums up the US tech press for me (thelemmy.club)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by to c/techtakes@awful.systems
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  1. I don't know what the article says.

  2. Why? I am looking for a job and am broke. $4000??!

  3. Congratulations on your fake dog my dude. You're The Man Now Dog!!

  4. I will stick to real/meat dogs.

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[–] 15 points 3 days ago (1 child)

This dog can aim lasers in my enemies eyes, can your real dog do that? Thought not. /s

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

    I could absolutely train border collies to fire harness-mounted, bark-activated lasers while pointing at the target so long as I let them herd their victims as a reward.

    Fear me.

    I will be unstoppable if I can manage to corner the tennis ball market before I begin the revolution. I keep trying to get Wilson, Dunlop and Penn in my mouth at the same time and they keep falling out... and then there is the matter of all the vintage tennis balls.

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