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[–] -2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

You could learn farsi and arabic and join the military. They are always hiring lately and they have lowered their standards a lot I hear. Medical, maximum enlistment age, drug history, criminal background, fitness, intellgence, all lowered. You can start your first enlistment at 42 now. As long as you get in before your 43rd birthday you're gold.

(I'm just kidding, dont join the military)

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