The idea that the planet (Earth) is capable of having intent and performing self defense is absurd, that is the joke.
Absurd to who? There is a long history across many religions of attributing natural disasters to karmic divine wrath. You yourself acknowledge that some people think the planet is a conscious being.
Ecofascists want to kill people.
The first step to doing something is getting people to be okay with it when it happens.
Comedy is the absurd and unexpected.
Then echoing a common and sincere sentiment of first world Malthusians isn't very good comedy, is it?
people that think jokes need to be truth
Jokes need to be in some way distinguishable from actual common reactionary sentiment.
You posted the same comment when I posted this same thread 4 years ago
Okay, and? Am I still under some moratorium I was unaware of?