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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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"The salt!" I ejaculated. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] Klanky@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you read Sherlock Holmes, Watson does this a lot too.

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

There's use of it in Harry Potter. May JKR suffocate on her own hatred.

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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Yea, Slughorn ejaculates Snape, if i recall correctly.

.... and that is also a strange sentence to think about...

JKR should choke on girldick

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