I can't do my job because the embodyment of KKKalifornia chose to unnecesarily make the most braindead FUCKING KEYBOARD possible and all you fucking yanks just rolled with that imbecile shit instead of throwing bricks at that slimy bastard

i didn't tell you this i told you specifically to use windows because everyone on this site besides me are paid operatives of Linus Torvalds and/or thinks the words 'glass keyboard keys that are slippery' are great.

"You want a 128 Key Apple Keyboard? Fuck you." - What my IT department at work says to me anytime I bring up how awful typing long bug tickets is with a magic mouse and macbook air keyboard. And I refuse to buy a dock with my own money.