"There will be some bullshit but how bad can it be?" - 
I can't do my job because the embodyment of KKKalifornia chose to unnecesarily make the most braindead FUCKING KEYBOARD possible and all you fucking yanks just rolled with that imbecile shit instead of throwing bricks at that slimy bastard
That shitstain dying of hubris was too merciful
Anyways I'm looking into that Karabiner shit
Great bit tho, I feel PPBed in real life