▲ 796 ▼ Paradox (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 day ago by Quokka@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev 64 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] LongLive@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 child) type theorist? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe? I have seen a few haskell magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] solrize@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 child) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 11 hours ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 child) People who use templates and types to achieve absurd outcomes that just work, maybe? I have seen a few haskell magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] solrize@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 child) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 11 hours ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] solrize@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 day ago (1 child) Dunno about type theory per se but I visited a Haskell-based company a while back, and they said 50% of the women they interviewed were trans. Not sure of the cause and effect relationship. I know of several male-at-the-time programmers who got interested in Haskell and then transitioned later. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 11 hours ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago (2 children) They're putting something in the Haskell that's turning the coders trans! (jk) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 11 hours ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SleeplessCityLights@lemmy.ca 1 point 11 hours ago (1 child) Straight men are into OCaml, did you not hear yet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 10 hours ago Tell me what programming languages straight women like, because that's what I need to study! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (2 children) You should see what Visual Basic used to do to people. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 11 hours ago VB was probably triggering domestic disputes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 point 21 hours ago (1 child) I know VB from my early days as something like Mikrosofts take on Python. But not 99% sure anymore. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago Eh, it was just BASIC combined with the best (by far) visual forms editor available at the time. permalink fedilink source parent