▲ 383 ▼ 111 mph: Brevard Deputy of the Year avoids arrest under Florida ‘Super Speeder’ law (www.clickorlando.com) submitted 1 day ago by time2lose@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world 79 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 16 hours ago (1 child) I've had luck with "I really really need to go to the bathroom!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago (1 child) Before I was old enough to drive, I once was riding with a friend who'd recently gotten food poisoning and who really needed a restroom. He was speeding to get there and, when he got pulled over, told the officer so. I don't remember the exact words, but after issuing the ticket, the policeman basically said "just pull over and shit on the side of the road if you need to." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago Hey it was worth a shot. I'd ignore that advice because the next cop will brand you a sex offender for it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago (1 child) Before I was old enough to drive, I once was riding with a friend who'd recently gotten food poisoning and who really needed a restroom. He was speeding to get there and, when he got pulled over, told the officer so. I don't remember the exact words, but after issuing the ticket, the policeman basically said "just pull over and shit on the side of the road if you need to." permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago Hey it was worth a shot. I'd ignore that advice because the next cop will brand you a sex offender for it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago Hey it was worth a shot. I'd ignore that advice because the next cop will brand you a sex offender for it. permalink fedilink source parent