What if an asteroid flies into the Earth and splits it in two?
Edit: I'll add more now that I can sit down and focus.
Age attestation has existed for longer than I've been alive. Every service with an age requirement (must be 18+ to view, must be 13+ to play, must be 8+ with parent permission or 18+ to play, etc) used user attestation. The law is stupid because:
- Age attestation doesn't restrict. It only exists for services to cover their own asses legally.
- Age verification would be required to restrict access, but age verification costs money that MS/Apple/Google/etc wouldn't make back (maybe MS but Android and Mac OS are free).
- Linux exists and can bypass it all anyway and often isn't subject to CA's laws.
This law isn't age verification. It's just politicians being technically illiterate imbeciles.