I'm so over all the remastered games. Like 2 different remasters of Halo, now Witcher, maybe Red Redemption 2 will get a remaster.
Just give us new original games or proper sequels. Lucky that there lots of indies out there otherwise you'd play the same game over and over again in a somewhat higher resolution.
It's fine to be sarcastic on the internet, just realize there are plenty who will think you are serious without the /s at the end of the comment. It's just the way of things.