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Report: Tim Curry's death to be investigated by suspicious group of eccentrics gathering at his house (www.thebeaverton.com)
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LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.

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[–] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 child)

That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.

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  • [–] 11 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I’m afraid you gave yourself away!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Why would he want to kill you in public?

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  • [–] 6 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I think he meant he threatened, in public, to kill her

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    I know. So I choose to expose myself.

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  • [–] 8 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Oh, please! There are ladies present!

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  • [–] 5 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    This is war, Peacock! You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Any cook will tell you that.

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