I do a couple of odd jobs to get by.

My 9-5 is property management for a few section 8 houses. I have to randomly shut the hot water at least 3 times a day and make up new fees. Once a month I have to call the cops because someone raised their voice over the telephone.

But that's not enough to afford the bare minimum 3000 sqft penthouse in Manhatten so I also collect dividends from my trust fund as well.