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"ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN. THIS IS A ROBBERY. WE DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY HEROES HERE." (hexbear.net)
submitted 6 hours ago by to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I'm gesturing for the people inside the bank to get out of the way with my guns. I tell you to check to see if anyone is strapped.

I go to the teller, "PUT THE POKEMON IN THE BAG. THIS JOINT IS CLOSING DOWN ANYWAY, YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GUNNA' TOSS 'EM RIGHT?!"

She's panicking and dropping Pokeballs all over the floor as she struggles to take all the balls from the drawers.

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[–] 3 points 4 hours ago

I fuck up and drop a handfull of pokeballs off and now there's just a bunch of Magikarp flopping around everywhere, this is so embarrassing.

The whole lobby smells like fish now.

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