▲ 273 ▼ Hey, Bert. Bert. Why aren't you smiling, Bert? (thelemmy.club) submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [M] to c/tenforward@lemmy.world 17 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Niksolo80@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [S] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) Somebody needs to call Janeway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 child) Beckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 child) Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago she dint have her black coffe that day. permalink fedilink source parent [–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago Now there's a level-five transporter accident permalink fedilink source parent
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world [S] 17 points 1 day ago (1 child) Somebody needs to call Janeway. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 child) Beckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 child) Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago she dint have her black coffe that day. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 child) Beckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 child) Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago she dint have her black coffe that day. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 child) Beckett Mariner: Boimy's got a phaser rifle! Nice! Now, how are those different from regular phasers? Brad Boimler: Uh, they take two hands. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 child) Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 child) Presumably higher capacity and maybe better output. But like, honestly? Data nuked a dam from miles away with a single shot from the Dustbuster hand phaser. Not sure they really needed more power. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago (1 child) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?” Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.” VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.” Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.” VSA: “IT EXPLODED.” Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.” permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 22 hours ago she dint have her black coffe that day. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BenReilly97@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago Now there's a level-five transporter accident permalink fedilink source parent
