Vulcan Science Academy: “Why do you need another warp core?”

Humans: “we’re going to plug two of them together and see if we go twice as fast.”

VSA: “Last time we gave you a warp core you threw it into a sun to see if the sun would go twice as fast.”

Humans: “Hahaha, yeah. It did, though.”

VSA: “IT EXPLODED.”

Humans: “it exploded twice as fast.”