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Brand New Sentence

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[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

What do they do if you’re average?

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[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

You’ve won the Procrustean lottery.

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today [S] 5 points 5 days ago

Death.

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