My favourite one is being anonymously called up on “excessive swearing” when I said “crap” once in a meeting. Our internal training basically encourages people to snitch on each other and by god do we gave some hall monitors here.

Normalize getting crunk with your coworkers

Lol some of the worst binge drinking sprees and some of the most embarrassing shit I've done while drunk were with my coworkers on that horrible white collar job I had. Then again, the corporate culture very much encouraged getting hammered at every opportunity to forget you were working 14 hour days (of bullshit work) regularly.