▲ 339 ▼ Does a 'Welcome' mat give vampires permission to enter your house? (piefed.world) submitted 1 week ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world 77 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] bluGill@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago (1 child) My Grandpa always had a "hello" mat because he would say hello to anyone, but not everybody was welcome. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago I used to have one that said "Hi, I'm Mat" because I found it hilarious. We throw a party for my kid's birthday every year. My wife keeps taping signs to the front door for the party; they always say "come on in, the party's in the back!" I keep telling her that someday a vampire is going to take advantage of that, but she seems unconcerned. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago I used to have one that said "Hi, I'm Mat" because I found it hilarious. We throw a party for my kid's birthday every year. My wife keeps taping signs to the front door for the party; they always say "come on in, the party's in the back!" I keep telling her that someday a vampire is going to take advantage of that, but she seems unconcerned. permalink fedilink source parent