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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31992817
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this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2026
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Mate how old is this meme, that's ex-president Shinzo Abe and he's been dead for 4 years.
Probably first term. This has first term vibes.
He’s been pretending to be dead for four years to avoid talking to Donald.
Faked getting doohickey'd just so he wouldn't have to talk to that bag of shit.
Turns out we are all dead inside, and the call was coming from inside the house.
And the real journey was the awkward silences we had along the way
Nah man, it’s brand new. See Shinzo Abe wanted so very little to talk to Trump he escaped to a whole different plane of existence.
My Next Life as a Reincarnated President in Another World Where I Don't Have to Talk to Trump Vol. 1
With slimes. And catgirl assassins.
And all the 15yos he can impregnate while saying "this is normal for them you see"
The final episode is Trump dying and being reincarnated into Abes world.
... as his rival in a magical academy where rank is determined by monthly spellcasting tournaments
Trump always "wins" because his stupid rambling keeps messing up others' spells and their concentration. When he falls asleep mid-fight and loses, he whines around until he "wins"
I think part of it too is because by some weird loophole, his sharts actually count as spells, and it tends to knock his opponents out immediately...
My Grandma So Gordo Make A Casa Roll