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this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2026
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The article is quite a rollercoaster of not being sure whether to laugh at the absurdity or cry about what things have become.
But the craziest part comes right at the beginning- that it might be the cure to male loneliness. Yup, removing the human connection from sex will definitely solve a loneliness problem...
In fairness, heroin does relieve the symptoms of heroin withdrawal.
Right cause men can't masturbate already on their own. ...
If only they could. Then they wouldnt be lonely.
Maybe if something could meet these dudes that are having problems need to "get laid" they could focus on just talking to women without trying to fuck them as soon as one gives them the time of day.