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[–] 21 points 1 month ago (16 children)

No, but they'll eat your corpse if you die.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    I mean they probably wouldn't by choice, of they were able to operate a can opener I bet it'd be a different story. History has shown humans will eat a corpse rather than starve to death too.

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  • [–] -3 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Cats won't wait until your body is cold before they start.

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