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What are some good uses for Vaseline? (reddthat.com)
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[โ€“] 36 points 1 month ago (7 children)

I know a girl who thinks it goes. she'll make you breakfast. she'll make you toast. but she don't use butter, and she don't use cheese. she don't use jelly or any of these

she uses vaseline

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  • [โ€“] -2 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    wtf...

    are you certain she wasn't trying to kill an abuser?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    It's a song.

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  • [โ€“] -4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    from where? the section on how to murder a cheating bastard the stupid way?

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 month ago

    It's I believe "she don't use jelly" by the flaming lips. But also Vaseline isn't that toxic to eat (I would not recommend eating it) especially if you were only using it to butter toast.

    It's just a fun, silly song.

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  • [โ€“] 3 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    Fun fact, the inventor of Vaseline recommended eating it, and ate it every day.

    Chesebrough lived to be 96 years old and was such a believer in Vaseline that he claimed to have eaten "more than a teaspoon" of it every day.^[6][7]^

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Chesebrough?wprov=sfla1

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