▲ 388 ▼ The robot they're trying to make vs the robot the people want (thelemmy.club) submitted 3 weeks ago by laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world 65 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] iconic_admin@lemmy.world 57 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) I mean… a dishwasher is already pretty much a robot that does the dishes. permalink fedilink source hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) Oh sweet baby jesus no it is not. The robot would load the dishes into the the dishwashing machine, then put the clean dishes away when the dishwashing cycle is complete. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] khanh@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) that definetely sounds doable, but no fuck you here's a dancing robot, here's a fighting robot, and here's a stripper robot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome. I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes. Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squozenode@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the "I can't be bothered to write this" level of code problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago It's not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Just load your dishes wrong and then you can put them away in garbage bags. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago Just get two dish washers. Take the clean dishes out of one to use, then put them in the other when done. When full wash, then repeat. permalink fedilink source parent [–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago So you're telling me that people want dishwashers to be sexy *turns to my assistant* write that down! Write that down! permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) But it doesn't put them away permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) Two dishwashers no cupboards is the answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago .... I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children) Oh sweet baby jesus no it is not. The robot would load the dishes into the the dishwashing machine, then put the clean dishes away when the dishwashing cycle is complete. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] khanh@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) that definetely sounds doable, but no fuck you here's a dancing robot, here's a fighting robot, and here's a stripper robot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome. I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes. Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squozenode@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the "I can't be bothered to write this" level of code problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago It's not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation. permalink fedilink source parent [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Just load your dishes wrong and then you can put them away in garbage bags. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago Just get two dish washers. Take the clean dishes out of one to use, then put them in the other when done. When full wash, then repeat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) that definetely sounds doable, but no fuck you here's a dancing robot, here's a fighting robot, and here's a stripper robot. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome. I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes. Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squozenode@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the "I can't be bothered to write this" level of code problem. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago It's not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago* (1 child) Right? Dancing humans and fighting humans and stripping humans are already awesome. I want a sink full of dirty dishes to turn in to a cabinet full of clean dishes, and a laundry basket full of dirty clothes to turn into a drawer full of clean, folded clothes. Why is humanity even bothering anymore? Nobody asked for a robot that writes novels and paints. Just shut it all down. Fuck this. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] squozenode@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the "I can't be bothered to write this" level of code problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] squozenode@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago The only even remotely useful part of ai anything is the "I can't be bothered to write this" level of code problem. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago It's not so doable as it turns out. The whole dancing routine can be preprogrammed once you figure out balancing and gross motor skills, which they did. But the dishes is fine motor skill, spatial awareness, object manipulation. It would be a lot easier if each plate, utensils and cooking ware would have a grip for robot grippers and a QR code, with a fixed cubby in the dish washer and cabinet. Lacking that, a lot more work needs to be done in better robot hands, perception, reasoning and manipulation. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) Just load your dishes wrong and then you can put them away in garbage bags. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Dultas@lemmy.world 1 point 3 weeks ago Just get two dish washers. Take the clean dishes out of one to use, then put them in the other when done. When full wash, then repeat. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago So you're telling me that people want dishwashers to be sexy *turns to my assistant* write that down! Write that down! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 child) But it doesn't put them away permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) Two dishwashers no cupboards is the answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago .... I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children) Two dishwashers no cupboards is the answer. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago .... I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. permalink fedilink source parent [–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago .... I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 weeks ago Actually you can 100% have a permanent home for 8 dishes, 8 bowls, 8 glasses, 8 coffee cups, and 8 forks/knives/spoons in the dishwasher and just leave them there. Just put the ones you used that day back in their place and turn the dishwasher on when you go to bed. permalink fedilink source parent
