Didn’t understand the title until this comment. Thanks

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden-path_sentence

Wait, it isn't slang?

If only we had some way to write proper nouns in a way that clearly distinguishes them from other words.

I came to the comments hoping someone else had mentioned this.

What's wrong with gluck? It's a perfectly cromulent word.

I think everyone in this thread is high. And I'm right there with you.