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Brand New Sentence

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One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it. (thelemmy.club)

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My masturbation has become poison?!?

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[–] mrsemi@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 child)

No no no, masturbation is how you get the poison out.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Phew! That's a load off...

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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

friction burns

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